Return Of The Bumpasaurus

Sir Mix-A-Lot Return Of The Bumpasaurus Lyrics
1.Aintsta


2.Aunt Thomasina


3.Bark Like U Want It

1- {woof!} (bark like you want it)
{woof!} (bark like you want it baby)

Big man is back, oh no, it's a brand new flow
Lettin you jakes and females know
Ain't a damn thing changed and i still got dough
Still gettin watched by po-po
You know what a flow like, never grab a ol' mic
Never been down wit the slow life
Baby i'm a low life lookin for the right type
To get it goin on for the whole night
King of the backside, look at my rep
Known to lay bone and make miniskirts moan
Young hotty got me sittin like stone {mmmm}
So i'm at the magic city
So many freaks in one spot; i'm dizzy
I'm a playa so you know i wanna play
It ain't nuthin like the city black-lanta ga!
Now i start lookin through the mist
Swangin my game like this
Wassup wit the table poppin
Fine, 5'9', and i'm jockin
But the girl won't dance
And i pinch me a 10, bout to wet my pants
She got body fo days, but the girl won't flaunt it
(you betta bark like you want it!)

Repeat 1

2- {woof!} (bark like) {we want it!}
{woof!} (bark like you want it baby)

Bow wow, bow wow, gimme my dog chow
Put me on a leash or else i'm gonna have to snap now
Humpin yo leg, this doggy don't beg
Got a tight rubber cap on my head
So check this game when i'm comin through the hood
Swingin round blocks but i don't sell goods
Mad brothas mean mug cause they wish they would
Get a fine thang like i could
You bought a 6-4 wit the 3-wheel mo'
Got no females in ya passenger door
You wanna playa hate cause you just don't know
Bout the fast track makin yo hoe go
(damn baby, why don't you let me ride wit 'chu?) here i go again
Done took yo girl cause i don't like men
Got to the crib, romance don't phase me
Pulled to the house playin (freak me baby)
Video check 1-2 1-2
Me and baby girl's bout to get loose
And just when i thought i could palm it ...
(you betta drop to yo knees and bark like you want it!)

{woof! we want it!}
(meow, come and get it baby)

Repeat 1, 2


4.Buckin' M Horse


5.Bumpasaurus


6.Da Bomb


7.Denial


8.Funk Fo Da Blvd.


9.Lead Yo Horse

You can lead yo horse to water
But you cannot make him drink
I'm just tryin to spit some game
So you might wanna stop and think (2x)

Okay, 'lik's gon' come anew for '9-6
Lead yo ass to the aqua, but i can't make a brother rich
You gotta go for self, and then help others
Mama wasn't lyin when she put you up on game, brother
All up in the house gettin loud and disrespectin
'lik steps in, regulatin and hoe-checkin
All them makes wishes, ain't already tryin to sympathize
Players stay paid all day, but yo ass stays broke and high
Oh my, kids and stuff all over like some roller skates
Still i keeps it on my pape and niggas be tryin to playa-hate
But that'll get you rolled up sideways
Whoever said crime pays never got 3 strikes in l.a.
Makes you lonely, sayin, contributin to mines
You could be hella fine, but ain't nobody spendin mines
Mobbin with the crowbar with some common sense
You can stay hella bent, i be at the water stackin presidents


One of these goddamn set-backs of havin your mail fat
Is some of these lax-ass wanna-be macks, and you hoes in black
They tracks sound booty, and they ain't doin they duty
In the studio, and only if you knew me, though
You'd see that i puts in work, and puts hurt
On your flirts that wanna wear skirts and try to jerk
But you'se in love with a fantasy, trick
You wanna 'sit on yo ass, collect checks and shit'
You was younger than me, so i schooled ya
Gave you the tools to come up and get down like a ruler
Took you to executive brunches, high-powered lunches
Gave you dough in bunches
So get your fried chicken and your watermelon
Start the yellin, mix-a-lot is why you ain't sellin
Old uncle tom nigga gettin mad
But you know you never worked for the shit you had
Start drinkin, bitch


Hey yo, 'lik, fill in the blanks
What's up with these would-be gold diggers chasin entertainer
niggas
Handin out sugar daddy contracts to big black macks in black
pimp caddies
I mean excuse me for pimpin, but ah...

Tryin to see a meal ticket like's they big goals
Rollin fat hoops and rollin gizzy stashin big loads
Jump your woman, but ain't handlin yo business
County aid plea, check so small you can't buy bisquits
Got you a family, still you all up in mines
Fuckin off's the hot rule, but see, 'lik gon' fit to be fine
She ain't right, got her shorties runnin the streets with
retardation
Bein barely sleep, puttin on that sneaky dick in her
Boys will be boys, that's how the game goes
Ask mix-a-lot, they all hoes, and this player knows
Better bumrush school and get your g.e.d.
Cause welfare, homey, been cuttin back since '83
Two carts ??? and still be tryin to front
Use your diaper money to load up them philly blunts
Get a 9 to 5, change your whole mindframe
Cause doin without ain't what's happenin, put yourself up on
game
Kill or hustle, somethin, gotta drink the water, girl
That's from a sister, 'broke' don't exist in malika's world


10.Man U Luv Ta Hate


11.Message To A Drag Artist


12.Mob Style


13.Playthang


14.Sag


15.Slide


16.Top Ten List


17.You Can Have Her

...all this ill shit
This fuckin sir mix-a-lot shit
What the fuck is this shit?
See the shit's video?
'put it on the glass!'
'put yo titties on the glass'
This is like a pick-up line:
'how you doin?
I was wonderin, could you put yo big fuckin titties on the
glass?'
'no, i don't wanna go to a movie, could you put em on the
glass?!'
'put your titties on the glass'?!
What happened to 'how ya doin? whatcha doin later? let's catch a
movie'?
No, 'put em on the glass'
'put em on the fuckin glass'
What the fuck is this shit?
The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the weather like in seattle?

All my ex's, eat this one

(you can have her)

I used to have this girl, let's say her name was mona
Mona, fine young sugar comin out of arizona
5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch
And a set of them juicy-ass lips (mmh...)
Kinky, just like me
She can take a straight gee
And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3
Needless to say i was kickin it
Cause i know when i'm the only one gettin it
But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain
The same game you got her with, mayn
Flew back home, and i was slippin
Cause as soon as i left, another brother starts spittin
Throwin drag about wantin a family
Tryin to front because he wanna be manly
Tellin my girl how i'm playin the field
Boy, you'se a jake for real
Now a player i like, but you know i can't stand no snitch
Tryin to front like he rich
Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new e
320, and you wanna be a hoe like me
Now you done salted my game
Told my girl i'm a player, and you bought her a ring
You paid a lotta money just to grab her
I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her

(you can have her)

I gotta do what i gotta do
Baby girl's through, so i need somethin new
You can't keep a good mack down
I get around cause i got a tight thing up in sea-town
5'9' with dimples
Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples
Thinkin my game was concrete
But i gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes
Especially the ones who wanna settle down
Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose
brown
Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money
Down to spend till his knees bend
Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind
And my girl gets mad, cause i never spend time like i'm s'posed
to
Plus i'm a boaster
Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy
Just to get a '96 caddy
A big truck she found
You young scrub on the bench for the cleveland browns
He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader
Now he got juice, so he eats her
And treats her to a big wad of cash
Too weak, so she left his ass
You can have her

(you can have her)

Just rollin by the playboy mansion...

I got me a, i got me a, i got me a, i got me a
Young bunny, young bunny in la-la land
Wanna get freaky with the papa man
I smack her to the front, i smack her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?
One happy black man i be
When my l.a. bunny wanna trip with me
Her name is teresa
She was freakier than me, but i figured i could please her
She had the long braids
Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves
Arrived at the house at last
Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
Provocative artwork around me
Four pink slippers on the floor surround me
One pair's for her, the other pair's for who?
Plus she only lives in a one bedroom
Well hm - it might be on
Mage-?trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb
Teresa's roommate walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin
(oh my goodness!)

(you can have her)

You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?
Girl, what's wrong with you?
Honey, that is gay
Yo partner, you can have her
Cause i don't want none of y'all
3's company, if you know what i'm sayin
Yeah

Put it on the danceflo'

Bring it back